he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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