Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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