Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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