drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
wow bdsm is so cute
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