She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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