I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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