sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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