can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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