please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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