So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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