Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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