Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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