Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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