yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
His hands were made for my vagina.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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