i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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