How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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