she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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