new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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