is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Porn is love you can see.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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