the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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