you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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