He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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