my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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