That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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