therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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