I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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