would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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