What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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