Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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