we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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