Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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