If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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