my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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