And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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