i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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