yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
