Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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