People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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