hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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