you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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