physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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