it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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