I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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