This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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