nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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