Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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