I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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