I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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