Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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