Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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