Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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