I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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