Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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