After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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