Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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