I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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