she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
ttyl tear gas
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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